
Tested locally. Tested in prod. Shipped anyway. This tee is the official uniform of every developer who has ever closed a ticket without opening the bug. Wear it to standups. Wear it to retrospectives. Wear it when someone asks why staging is broken.
90/10 cotton-polyester. 260 GSM Terry-knit. Textured, premium hand-feel — the kind you notice before you even put it on. Heavier than your average tee. Intentionally so.
Unisex oversized. Drop shoulders. Roomy all the way through. Relaxed without being sloppy. That's the difference.
Every time you push to prod without a review. So, constantly.
Cold wash. Inside-out. Low heat dry. Flip inside-out before ironing. The chaos is in the design — keep it there.
Hassle-free returns within 7 days.
Flexible sizing exchange period.
Once returned to our warehouse.
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